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A salesperson told me to go to hell :/...

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 7:04 AM

Salesperson: "Hi, I am calling with regard to your accident recently"
Me: "What, have we had an accident?"
Salesperson: "I don't know, have you?"
Me: "...Nah mate I don't think so."
Salesperson: "Have you or any of your family members been involved in a car accident?"
Me: "Nope."
Salesperson: "Any trips or falls?"
Me: "Nope. Are you trying to sell me something?"
Salesperson: "No, I just want to give you some money."
Me: "Oh, that's alright mate. You can keep it yeah?"
Salesperson: "I can't keep it, I need to send it."
Me: "Nah don't worry about it, just keep it

"
Salesperson: "I can't keep it, I need to send it to the government along with your details."
Me: "Nah mate seriously don't worry about it, just keep it. Aren't you going to say thank you?"
Salesperson: "I CAN'T KEEP IT I NEED TO SEND IT TO THE GOVERNMENT WITH YOUR DETAILS. HAVE YOU HAD A TRIP OR FALL RECENTLY?"
Me: "Nah."
Salesperson: "Ok thank you. Go to hell."

Rofl that indian guy was too cool hahaha I've never had a salesperson tell me to go to hell before LOL.

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~makeyourownmusic Sep 30, 2009, 7:19:52 AM

WHAT?? is this for real??

are you sure it wasnt the fonejacker who called you, the bit about sending your details to the government sounds like one of his clips

but good the way you answered this guy, its something i wish i could do to all those pesky salespeople!

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~makeyourownmusic Sep 30, 2009, 7:21:22 AM

"Just keep it."

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! XD XD XD

sorry bout that

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Teacher **sticks his finger up Plug's nose**: For one so... er...unusual of feature, ridiculous might be a fitting description of your good self...

~friedpomegranate Sep 30, 2009, 3:06:54 PM

"Okay thank you. Go to hell."

HAHAHA who in the world says that? Salespeople are so amusing!

~disenchantedkaru Sep 30, 2009, 7:05:00 PM

_{haha. that was funny.XD}

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